"I don't know. . .it's like, I feel fine, but then I go, 'Why are my leftovers in the hamper?'" -Paola

"Turn on your pencil." -Alisa

"Obesity is just omnipresence for the novice." -Dan

"The goldfish are all like, 'Woo woo, we're goldfish' and the whales and dolphins are all like 'Woo woo, we're whales and dolphins, and we're cheaper'." -Kerri

"You know what, I'm not a burger, and I'm proud!" -Erin K.

Enjoy! And also, beware of becoming unwittingly immortalized. It's inevitable.