"Well, it's ugly, but at least it has a function." -Paola

"It would be ghetto but it's just funny." -Kerri

"Them's fightin' euphemisms." -Dan

"Don't eat that, it just came out of you." -AJ

"You're never too young to carry a big purse. " -Percy

"Suspenseful crap is called constipation." -Andrej

"I'm in comic purgatory." -Toby

"Pumpkin schmumpkin. . .it's all about the mountain man." -Erin K.

"It's wasn't a spork though. . .it was like a spoon and a fork." -Paola

"French is the dessert of languages." - Erin K.

"Never trust a cucumber than can talk." -AJ

"Maybe if we put a 'The' in front of the name it would be cooler" - Bobby

"Yeah, It would be like John 'The' Woo" - AJ

"Who would name their kid, John 'The' Woo, come on?" - Bobby

"If you are going to use 'the' then you need to have a name at the end." - Carlos

"Like John 'The' Woo Samanski" - Carlos

"You're a loose cannon, Samanski!!" - AJ

"Shut up, Samanski" - Andrew

"Your gun and badge, Samanski." - Bobby

"Ohhhhh. . .drasted colorball!" -Erin K.

"I like you guys so much more than boys" --Rachelle (entered by Erin K.)

"I always wonder how something came to be." -Erin K.

"The best food has the worst breath." -Erin K. ("Did I say that?" -Erin K.)

"Talk about personal hell--beef-flavored fruit." -Erin K.

"Can I seriously not use the bathroom?" - Janine

"Happiness is more potatoes." -A.J.

"The world needs lame ducks. " -Sonia

"Sometimes I wish I could paint a giraffe." -Kerri

"I can never, ever. . .think. " -Megan

"I'm way better with verbal. . .junk." -Rachelle

"I didn't recognize you without your bagpipes." -Paola

" Yikes! That's a big tusk." -Rachelle

" What's the opposite of a second wind? I just got that." -Kerri

"You combine us, we become a groundhog." -A.J.

"I'm all cool with the cat's meat, but the hot wine? Ech!" -Andrej

"I don't know. . .it's like, I feel fine, but then I go, 'Why are my leftovers in the hamper?'" -Paola

"Turn on your pencil." -Alisa

"Obesity is just omnipresence for the novice." -Dan

"The goldfish are all like, 'Woo woo, we're goldfish' and the whales and dolphins are all like 'Woo woo, we're whales and dolphins, and we're cheaper'." -Kerri

"You know what, I'm not a burger, and I'm proud!" -Erin K.

Enjoy! And also, beware of becoming unwittingly immortalized. It's inevitable.