Potent Quotables

2008-07-12T10:55:00.000-07:00

"I do." ~ Rachelle
"I do." ~ AJ

2008-06-27T20:17:00.000-07:00

"A sombrero is not a tiara, no matter how many sequins it has." -Andrew Seely

2007-10-28T20:56:00.001-07:00

"We are all fallen shorts." -Pastor Jim

2007-10-28T20:53:00.000-07:00

"Mme Rachelle : I hate making the bed
Mme Rachelle : though it's better than cleaning the toilet after throwing up in it
SDLoser : Except flushing the bed won't get you halfway there."

2007-06-10T18:50:00.000-07:00

"I wore my grandmother's wedding dress and I married my brother, 'cause I thought it'd be weirder if it was my cousin." -Megan

2006-07-12T14:42:00.000-07:00

"Rachelle--Call me when you wake up and I'll explain why the lemonade is gone, someone's Winnie the Pooh towel is in the washer, and your kitchen rug is hanging out to dry. Oh, and why your coleslaw is now in a margerine tub. Love, Jeni."

2006-01-25T11:24:00.000-08:00

"There is no place more holy than Pasadena." -Percy

2005-11-04T07:38:00.000-08:00

"Beer is like a sandwich to me." -Jeni

2005-09-24T10:32:00.000-07:00

"Is that your towel of white loads?" -Kerri

2005-08-24T23:49:00.000-07:00

(crash)in comes body through window with note taped to it
I'm a brick. - Ralph Wiggum

2005-08-22T01:15:00.000-07:00

"We are such DSL whores." - Carlos Montes

2005-05-05T09:12:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure if it's a boy or a girl, but it definitely has teeth.
- Tim Foreman

2005-04-28T03:44:00.000-07:00

"By far, you are the most real girlfriend I've ever met." - Mike

2005-04-22T16:27:00.000-07:00

"We strive not to suck." -Chris Thile, Nickel Creek

2005-04-12T12:45:00.000-07:00

"There are definitely more schools that go to college." -Kerri

2005-03-09T14:04:00.000-08:00

"Jesus wasn't the most user-friendly rabbi." -Dani

2005-03-07T06:48:00.000-08:00

"My socks don't have a due date." -AJ

2005-03-03T15:47:00.000-08:00

"Your eyes are having a heart attack." -Rachelle's Art History professor

2005-02-15T10:49:00.000-08:00

"CSUN student athletes show lower graduation rates than non-students." -Jason Lawrence, CSUN Daily Sundial

2005-02-14T06:39:00.000-08:00

" 'I can help,' said the mustard." -Mandy

2005-02-11T06:30:00.000-08:00

"It flies in the face of all of hospitality and stomachs." -Dani

2005-02-09T06:57:00.000-08:00

"Cheese is the chocolate of the prairies." -A.J.

2005-02-08T10:19:00.000-08:00

"I'll start posting again once school starts and I have good quotes to post." - Rachelle

2004-12-30T09:29:00.000-08:00

"Shut up and hand me a salmon." -Mom

2004-12-14T18:50:00.000-08:00

"You can't watch the Wizard twice, that would be like 4 hours of the Wizard, I can't handle that." - AJ

"Fine, I'll watch Crossroads." - Andrew (not actually said, but I thought'd it would be funnier than what I acutally said)

2004-11-28T09:13:00.000-08:00

"Well, it's ugly, but at least it has a function." -Paola

"It would be ghetto but it's just funny." -Kerri

"Them's fightin' euphemisms." -Dan

"Don't eat that, it just came out of you." -AJ

"You're never too young to carry a big purse. " -Percy

2004-11-24T18:24:00.000-08:00

"Suspenseful crap is called constipation." -Andrej

2004-11-16T21:19:00.000-08:00

"I'm in comic purgatory." -Toby

"Pumpkin schmumpkin. . .it's all about the mountain man." -Erin K.

"It's wasn't a spork though. . .it was like a spoon and a fork." -Paola

"French is the dessert of languages." - Erin K.

"Never trust a cucumber than can talk." -AJ

2004-11-14T13:49:00.000-08:00

"Maybe if we put a 'The' in front of the name it would be cooler" - Bobby

"Yeah, It would be like John 'The' Woo" - AJ

"Who would name their kid, John 'The' Woo, come on?" - Bobby

"If you are going to use 'the' then you need to have a name at the end." - Carlos

"Like John 'The' Woo Samanski" - Carlos

"You're a loose cannon, Samanski!!" - AJ

"Shut up, Samanski" - Andrew

"Your gun and badge, Samanski." - Bobby

2004-11-13T17:07:00.000-08:00

"Ohhhhh. . .drasted colorball!" -Erin K.

"I like you guys so much more than boys" --Rachelle (entered by Erin K.)

"I always wonder how something came to be." -Erin K.

"The best food has the worst breath." -Erin K. ("Did I say that?" -Erin K.)

2004-11-13T11:21:00.000-08:00

"Talk about personal hell--beef-flavored fruit." -Erin K.

2004-11-13T01:05:00.000-08:00

"Can I seriously not use the bathroom?" - Janine

2004-11-11T14:35:00.000-08:00

"Happiness is more potatoes." -A.J.

"The world needs lame ducks. " -Sonia

"Sometimes I wish I could paint a giraffe." -Kerri

"I can never, ever. . .think. " -Megan

"I'm way better with verbal. . .junk." -Rachelle

2004-11-08T13:39:00.000-08:00

"I didn't recognize you without your bagpipes." -Paola

" Yikes! That's a big tusk." -Rachelle

" What's the opposite of a second wind? I just got that." -Kerri

"You combine us, we become a groundhog." -A.J.

"I'm all cool with the cat's meat, but the hot wine? Ech!" -Andrej

2004-11-07T16:11:00.000-08:00

"I don't know. . .it's like, I feel fine, but then I go, 'Why are my leftovers in the hamper?'" -Paola

"Turn on your pencil." -Alisa

"Obesity is just omnipresence for the novice." -Dan

"The goldfish are all like, 'Woo woo, we're goldfish' and the whales and dolphins are all like 'Woo woo, we're whales and dolphins, and we're cheaper'." -Kerri

"You know what, I'm not a burger, and I'm proud!" -Erin K.

Enjoy! And also, beware of becoming unwittingly immortalized. It's inevitable.